I’m a big fan of Kevin Smith (a man with whom I have previously shared a sweaty moment) and these seem like very good career moves for him and a good fit for the shows mentioned. He’s writing the Heroes: Origins that he’s directing, too.
In an interview with AOL TV, Kevin has revealed that he will be directing an episode of the final season of quite possibly the best show on television today, ‘Battlestar Galactica.’ With his brilliant work on the hilarious “Reaper†pilot, and the recent announcement that he’ll helm an episode of ‘Heroes: Origins’, this is a TV trifecta of awesomeness for the 2007-2008 TV season.
Now I’m just hoping that KSmith can get Jason Melwes to appear on Heroes and Galactica as Jay. Here’s a sample scene I wrote.
INT. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA - NIGHT
Jay wanders on the bridge.
ADAMA
I am Admiril Adama, commanding officer…JAY
Adama? That’s your real name, bro?ADAMA
Yes, I…JAY
You have a name that rhymes perfectly with
Your Mama and they still respect you and
let you run shit and shit? Fucked up!Jay takes a hit of a joint.
ADAMA
Respect is something that we earn here - and
we don’t allow smoking.Smokes wafts out of Jay’s nose and his eyes suddenly
brighten as an idea occurs to him.JAY
Holy frak, I just figured this shit out! Your name,
Adama - it’s like Adam with an ‘A’ at the end of it!
Like that first character in the Bible and shit. I mean,
I heard this whole Galactica thing had some
serious hidden meaning Mormon stuff going on like
Big Love in space without the bitches but that
shit isn’t even subtle. Adam-a. Fuck, man.ADAMA
Someone kill this man.JAY
No need to get your special magic underwear in a
twist, my man, it’s all good. I have no problem with
LSD…ADAMA
You mean the LDS. Latter Day Saints.JAY
No, I meant LSD but let’s slide past that. I’m here
for the ladies myself. Bring on that indestructible
cheerleader bitch I’ve been hearing about. I want
to whomp on that supposedly indestructible
ass old school Angelina Jolie style, you know what
I mean? Like when she was more into knives and blood
and monkey love and not little sad orphan kids.Jay pantomines simulated aggresive intercourse, slapping
at the air , his eyes closed in ecstacy.ADAMA
Umm. That’s not this show.
Kevin - feel free to use any of this.







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